the Underground Grammarian does not advocate violence; it advocates ridicule
There are no subscriptions. We don’t lack money, and we may attack you in the next issue. No one is safe.
We will print no letters to the editor. We will give no space to opposing points of view. They are wrong. The Underground Grammarian is at war and will give the enemy nothing but battle.
A friend of mine says that my writing reminds him of Mr Mitchell’s, which I find quite flattering, though I remain skeptical.