shaver

I was going to write a bunch of stuff about how I wrestled a big bug to the ground today, and talk at some length about why I’d like to go to law school, to say nothing of actually elaborating on the history profiling stuff I mentioned yesterday.

But none of that matters when compared to the fact that I forgot my own mother’s goddamned birthday, which was, of course, yesterday. I suck, and she deserves so much better. Bah.

Sorry, mom. =(